There might be help for you!
This is a self-test to determine if you are truly addicted to fabric or just a small time collector.
Check all that apply.
_____ You subscribe to two or more fabric related magazines. (Yes, quilting magazines count.)
_____ Every bed in the house has fabric stored underneath it.
_____ You tell the salespeople at the fabric store to mind their own business when they ask you what you are planning to make with your fabric purchase.
_____ The trunk of your car has a least one sack of fabric that you are waiting to bring in when no one is
looking.
_____ You could make outfits for the entire cast of a large Broadway musical with fabric you have already
purchased.
_____ You buy fabric when it is on sale even though you have no idea what you will use it for.
_____ You buy fabric when it is on sale even when you don't really like the fabric.
_____ When you go to quilt shows you find at least one fabric in each quilt that you have in your collection.
_____ Even when you have no money to buy fabric, you are compelled to go to fabric stores just to touch and smell it.
_____ You would rather shop for fabric than take a cruise to the Bahamas. (Unless there were fabric stores
available on the boat of course.)
_____ Every bed in the house has fabric stored underneath it.
_____ You tell the salespeople at the fabric store to mind their own business when they ask you what you are planning to make with your fabric purchase.
_____ The trunk of your car has a least one sack of fabric that you are waiting to bring in when no one is
looking.
_____ You could make outfits for the entire cast of a large Broadway musical with fabric you have already
purchased.
_____ You buy fabric when it is on sale even though you have no idea what you will use it for.
_____ You buy fabric when it is on sale even when you don't really like the fabric.
_____ When you go to quilt shows you find at least one fabric in each quilt that you have in your collection.
_____ Even when you have no money to buy fabric, you are compelled to go to fabric stores just to touch and smell it.
_____ You would rather shop for fabric than take a cruise to the Bahamas. (Unless there were fabric stores
available on the boat of course.)
If you checked at least two of these questions you are a borderline fabriholic. If you checked at least four
you are a member in good standing. If you checked five or more you are my kind of person and worthy of
the title "Fabric Queen," or "Fabric King," as the case may be. (Not all fabric collectors are women, you
know!)
you are a member in good standing. If you checked five or more you are my kind of person and worthy of
the title "Fabric Queen," or "Fabric King," as the case may be. (Not all fabric collectors are women, you
know!)
Top Ten Fabriholic Excuses
10. You don't smoke, drink or gamble and this is your only vice.
9. Your house might get termites someday and you need enough fabric to make the tent to cover it
10. You don't smoke, drink or gamble and this is your only vice.
9. Your house might get termites someday and you need enough fabric to make the tent to cover it
8. You can make three skirts for less than it would cost to buy one ready made. (Of course, you never actually make the skirts, but they don't need to know that.)
7. You plan to use the fabric for wallpaper when you redecorate.
6. You are working with David Copperfield on his next magic trick in which he will attempt to make Cleveland disappear.
5. You have volunteered to make sleep mats for every kindergarten student in the state.
4. You are a test site for a major fabric manufacturer to determine how long fabric can be left in a plastic sack before it disintegrates.
3. You are writing a book titled "One Thousand Years of Fabric," and need several samples of fabric for each year.
2. You had stockpiled fabric in preparation for Y2K and now you are stuck with it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE EXCUSE TO GIVE ABOUT WHY YOU HAVE SO MUCH FABRIC- It was on SALE!!!
7. You plan to use the fabric for wallpaper when you redecorate.
6. You are working with David Copperfield on his next magic trick in which he will attempt to make Cleveland disappear.
5. You have volunteered to make sleep mats for every kindergarten student in the state.
4. You are a test site for a major fabric manufacturer to determine how long fabric can be left in a plastic sack before it disintegrates.
3. You are writing a book titled "One Thousand Years of Fabric," and need several samples of fabric for each year.
2. You had stockpiled fabric in preparation for Y2K and now you are stuck with it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE EXCUSE TO GIVE ABOUT WHY YOU HAVE SO MUCH FABRIC- It was on SALE!!!
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